Via Kathi D (whose blog I keep telling you to start reading, for crying out loud), who stole it from someone else, who got it somewhere, etc. comes this mindless meme. (To my sister: a blog "meme" is a random game bloggers steal from someone else and call it a meme so they don't have to give anyone credit. It's a prime desperation move when you have nothing else to blog about.)
The "unfortunately" meme: go to Google, type your name and the word unfortunately in quotations, and share the results.
So here goes. I picked only the good ones to share - most of them are pretty damn depressing, actually. I ignored the fatal diseases and The Bachelor references:
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Unfortunately, Melissa’s head would be the only thing I hit all day.
Unfortunately, Melissa is spotted by the killers, who are hit man Bruno Decker and his employer Rudolph Hartman, who turns out to be Walter's client.
Unfortunately, Melissa couldn't keep all her food in her mouth and off her chin.
Unfortunately, Melissa was a bad doll, a very bad doll.
Unfortunately, Melissa took her actions as hostile, and attempted to kill her.
Unfortunately, Melissa is very disorganized and is usually late and so this does not help her in her difficult quest. [Who told them??]
Unfortunately, Melissa is frequently adulterated with other aromas like lemongrass, lemon or citronella.
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Well, I enjoyed that. So go try it and have some mindless laughs on me.
From a random blog:
"Charlotte loves the water. Melissa loves the pigs and has bathed them and cleaned up after them the last couple of days. Chris said she could pick up Charlotte without a squeal. Unfortunately, Melissa was at work tonight, otherwise I’d have a picture of that."
Darn it.
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